jumping on a bicycle

jumping on a bicycle

- K r R r A z Y -


T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2250 views       Funny

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Ek bacha apne ammi se: ammi abbu bohat sharmeelay hain.

Ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay abbou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal bara hota ;->
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KarNE ki koshish karna,

Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
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Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

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Send Ker Do , Humara
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Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.






















































































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jeeenay Doo mushii