I want to update my facebook status

A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D

May, 12 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2285 views Funny

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Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ?

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See Love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
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But I''m only a cartoonist!

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

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Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

TRUE LOVE SONG:

TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazigar 0 bazigar,
Teri mummy ko razi kr,
Tu ne dil mera tora,
Mene ELFI se jorha,
Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar
Bazigar O bazigar... ;->

Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:

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Santa Ek Baraf Ka

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Think Big.. Think Smart..

Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
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Just Think about me..

3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!

Einstein''s:
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Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
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