Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to

Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna

ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!

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how to impress a kam

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .

Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

Le daso

Amrican:
Hmary tu Kutty chor pkar lety hen!
Japani:
Hmari fish tu Basket Ball khel leti hy.
Pakistani:
Lo dasso jee
Sady ty Bandar V msg parh lendy ny.

Want To Improve Your Relationship .

Want To Improve Your Relationship . . . ? ? ?

...

...

...

See Love As A Verb Rather Than As A Feeling . . . ! ! !

Teacher: ''Now Class,

Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle

Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di

Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai

Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum

Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa

:-) :-)

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

Apnay 2005 ke

Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai

East or West

" FaWad " Is Da BEst .

Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!

What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?

What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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.
.

Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

wondering how ??

scroll down ....

Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-

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(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar

Asli SMS Ki
Pehchan

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Har sms anokha, naya & Internatinol mayar k mutabiq.
Purany, ghisy pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS se parhez kijye,
Tabyat zyada bor ho to hamare Num
Pr 100 Rps Send karen or 999 asli SMS
or1000 Rs. Mai 1 saal tk sms
Receve Karen
Shukria:-)

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