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A mathmatical question!
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A mathmatical question!
A mathmatical question!
A mathmatical question!
36 + 30 + 38 =???
Ans?
104
no yar
once again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi
confused???
Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
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jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
Wada kro...
Wada kro...
Wada kro k tum zindgi ki har cheez mujhsey share kro gy.
Wada kro.
Khushi,
Ghum,
Dukh,
Sukh,
DarD,
Or
Apne mobile ka balance B...!!!
wada???:p
Khobsurat phoolon
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
. . .. . .Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .
Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .
1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo
1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
Atleast once in a day,
Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!
Guess when?
Don''t know?
Its easy!
While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
pakistani ny chinese
Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.
ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O
Thanx
Regards
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
Husband And Wif
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further
So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye
Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai
Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani
El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai
EXPRESS NEWS
Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Dentist Ki Beti-
Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
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