A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->
2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli. . . Sher paas aya aur bola: . . . Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.
Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
