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KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

May, 12 2010 391 chars (3 sms) 2169 views Funny

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: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket Sayyyyy

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)

My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

''A bulky boy went to

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->

''boti we tu dyl na

''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''

''If people says you

''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''

Arz Kia Hai

Arz Kia Hai

Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya

Aur

Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->

its a scary story

IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''

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