Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz. . , ho gaya na suitcase bann