If you are ever in

If you are ever in
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty
girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt
  

Jun, 14 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2339 views       

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Muqader mein jo sakhti thi wo mer k bhi nahi nikli

Qabar khodi gai jb meri to pethrili zameen nikli.
kon jane k kua hona hai ub k janam ....

tum her kisi se muhbat ki umeed na kua kar..
_ (-_-) _
Can u close ur eyes 4 minutes plz...!

Thank u...

Did u c?
Hw dark it iz...

Thiz iz life withiout sweet frends... so have gud frend 4eva...like me!
Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz.
.
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ho gaya na suitcase bann
Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...

Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai''

Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..

Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...
8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile Choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile Choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam


Jeo Musharaf
nazar uthaa kabhee gham ke siyaah-khaano''n par.
isee andhere ko aankho''n kaa noor hone de,
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
Meri Ankhoon Sai Kabhi Utroo Dil Main,
Kai Main Dhadkan Main Basa Lon Tum Ko,
Jaan Sai Barh Kar Chahon Tumhain,
Apni Zindagi Hi Banna Loon Tum Ko,
Maray Khabon Main Sirf Tum Hi Baso,
Apni Neendon Main Saja Loon Tum Ko,
Loogon Ki Bhir Main Kho Na Jao Kahin,
Zamanay Sai Chalo Main Chura Lon Tum Ko,
Meri Tanhai Ko Zaroorat Hai Tumhari,
Gar Ijazat Ho Tu Yadon Main Bula Lon Tum Ko
*MeN dy raha hoN tumheN khud sy ikhtlaaf ka haq

*Yeh ikhtlaaf ka haq hy, mukhalfat ka naheN