A BOY on DATE

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.

Jun, 14 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2220 views Insult

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Phone K RIshte Bhi

Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain

Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain

Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq

Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

4 roses, just fo

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

aRz kiya haI aankhon

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah

kyon har bar mosam

kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?

A girl says to

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

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Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?

Video Dekhen Ge.

Kya aap jante hain

Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???

Zahir hai

AAP

to ho nhi skte

to

KOI AUR HI HOGA

Akk de bootey gulab

Akk de bootey gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....

Kanjoos ki

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!

Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Hum dua karte hai

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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