A BOY on DATE

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.

Jun, 14 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2084 views Insult

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Duur kaheen ek

Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...

Usi Basti ki lagti ho

andheri kabar

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

Dil Main Hamesha Ik

Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,

Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,

Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?

K Mera Dost ?

Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?

Today is MMS

Today is MMS day:

MMS means:

=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=

I''ve done my part.. :->

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Ghanti Baji

Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya

ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai

Wah kya baat hai...

Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.

10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..

KamaaL hai...!!!

Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!

One day a donkey

One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..

I''ll miss u... :P

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parh

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p

A girl says to

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Tum Paas Aey

Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!

Ek hathi ne ek

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai

tuhaar chehraa moti

Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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