kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.

Jun, 14 2010 129 chars (1 sms) 2465 views Insult

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Kaju Badam Khajoor

Kaju
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Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish

Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin

Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai

New Punishment

New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
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achhe kapde pehent

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

A Camel cow

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...

Hungry kya

Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...

yeh le...

) " (
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L./L./ o
o

kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha.......!

A BOY on DATE

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World cup k bad

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Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!

Go down to c my

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah

Most of my frnd

Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->

kanjoos ki zindagi

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....

Why does a stupid

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When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

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kanjos ki zindagi

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