10 things i like in u

10 things i like in u
10 things i like in u.

1.ur choice-me as ur frnd.
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Ankhe fad k kya dekh rahe ho uske baad koi dhang ka kam kiya hai kya
  

Jun, 14 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2968 views       Insult

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Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha
Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,



tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?




Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?





Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?




Nahi Na ! ! !






Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao


rukoooooooooooo!



pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao
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haan ji..
kya chahiye?








kuch dhoondh rahe ho?









shayad sms..










yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K


Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@@
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!