3 tips to break a miro

3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.

Jun, 14 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 2575 views Insult

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Gadho ki rac

Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..

msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

AYE KAAAASH.

AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

Abhi tak tehni par

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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

yahaan factory

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haan ji..
kya chahiye?

kuch dhoondh rahe ho?

shayad sms..

yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?

Sardar to a girl

Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?

Ur Time Is Over

Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?

Yamraj:If U Can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!

Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

Maine ap ko khwab

Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..

Jab ap pAidA huEy

Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->

A BOY on DATE

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.

Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

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