I know how to

I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
  

Jun, 14 2010     71 chars (1 sms)     2497 views       Insult

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Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
Ur 5 qualities:

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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo


DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo


Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain


Door Tum se Ho Na Jain


Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...


RUKOO !!!!



PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.
U r

''P'' ure

''I'' ntelligent

And

''G'' reat. . . . !




Said That Sarcastically . . .





Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?





Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas

That''s From My Heart . . . .
Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya