I know how to

I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
  

Jun, 14 2010     71 chars (1 sms)     2276 views       Insult

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.
I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish


Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin


Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada



Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada



Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada


Tu hai Hai wo....



HARAMZADA..
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?


"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or


AAP NE KAHA



"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff........






tum larki ho ya noise polution??
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?







Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u