Sardar to a girl

Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?

Jun, 14 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 3545 views Insult

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i think tum zindgi

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo

Har vele fikar

Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,

tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.

Abhi tak tehni par

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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.

Today is MMS

Today is MMS day:

MMS means:

=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=

I''ve done my part.. :->

Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

andheri kabar

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

U r Ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Why does a stupid

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Fresh Orange Juice

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lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..

Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo

Hungry kya

Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...

yeh le...

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/ ).) o
L./L./ o
o

kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha.......!

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

i X-Ray Report Aa Gayi

Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len

~~~

Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->

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Sardar to a girl

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