Abhi tak tehni par

Abhi tak tehni par
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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.
  

Jun, 14 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2334 views       Insult

more Insult SMS Messages

Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?


Akk de bootey gulab disde.


Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah
Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"
Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???



















Zahir hai











AAP













to ho nhi skte










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KOI AUR HI HOGA
U r

''P'' ure

''I'' ntelligent

And

''G'' reat. . . . !




Said That Sarcastically . . .





Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?





Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas

That''s From My Heart . . . .
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p