yahaan factory

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haan ji..
kya chahiye?

kuch dhoondh rahe ho?

shayad sms..

yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?

Jun, 14 2010 201 chars (2 sms) 2277 views Insult

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