Pehle chitthi k

Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.

Jun, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2590 views Insult

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Zalil honay Ka Sub

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P

Kya aap jante hain

Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???

Zahir hai

AAP

to ho nhi skte

to

KOI AUR HI HOGA

Gadho ki rac

Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..

msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

God Is So Wise

God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..

Dil Main Hamesha Ik

Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,

Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,

Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?

K Mera Dost ?

Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?

Badshah Ne AeLaan

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

Calling you a

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Suit Bara Sohna

Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..

Most of my frnd

Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->

Its not you....!

One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
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Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

Jabse Tumhe dekha

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

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Pehle chitthi k

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