AYE KAAAASH.

AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

Jun, 14 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 2749 views Insult

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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.

Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

Kaju Badam Khajoor

Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish

Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin

Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai

4 roses, just fo

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Suraj na badLa

Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.

My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U

My Feelings – Loves U

My Mind – Calls U

My Life Is U

I’ll Die Widout U

I love U

“Aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P

women

Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha

Who Wants 2 B A

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

It"s better to let

It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

Tum Sa koi Pyara

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.

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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.

beta tayari kar

beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo

phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge

Two devils came

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

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AYE KAAAASH.

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