New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo . Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg? . Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
