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Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..

Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo

Jun, 14 2010 129 chars (1 sms) 2170 views Insult

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Jaha pana
Tusi
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Gr8
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Ho
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Tohafa
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Kabul
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Karo

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LL ''.
Mutra visarjan..:-)

Udass kyon kharey

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha

"Happy MANGO season"

Abey O Egg K

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!

pathan

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Ab tek meri life

Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Kya aap jante hain

Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???

Zahir hai

AAP

to ho nhi skte

to

KOI AUR HI HOGA

Wat do you call an

Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!

Kabhi hausla bh

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

No Visits No Calls

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

Mobile pe ek v

Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

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