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1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?
Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita
Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
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Vodafone walon
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam
tuuuuu nahi jayega!
Yaad hai hum pehle
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?
"TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
or
AAP NE KAHA
"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
Soowar ke bachh
Soowar ke bachhe!
Ullo ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille !
Gadhe ki aulaad !
Bhains ke bachhde,
Bakri ke memne,
Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.
Most of my frnd
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
Mental Hospital
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
Phone K RIshte
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
Ur Time Is Over
Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?
Yamraj:If U Can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!
Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die
AYE KAAAASH.
AYE KAAAASH....!
.
.
K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Police constable 2
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
Kanjoos ki
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.
roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!
i message recieved
i message
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sent it
1
fool is
reading it
1
fool is
angry
1
fool is
still reading
1
fool will frwd thid
msg to another fool
My Eyes – Miss U
My Eyes – Miss U
My Feelings – Loves U
My Mind – Calls U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Widout U
I love U
“Aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P
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