I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace

I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.






Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->
  

May, 12 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2466 views       Funny

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Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!
''Happiest Man'' Is One, Whose Daughter''s

Photograph Is On Femina Cover,

Son On "India Today",

Girlfriend On "Ftv"

And WIFE On

Missing Column Of News Paper
ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...










Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.
_____
! Aa !
!_ta_ !


Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

Biggest Mystery of Maths:


1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...




X is unknown!!!
Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!
1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana













LIGHT HY ;->
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain
Papa:Rasme Ulfat Hai Ijazat Nahi Deti Wrna
Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
Sön:Ye Shair To Nahi Tha
Papa:Q?
Son:Isme To
''Faraz''
Ka Naam Nahi Aya.
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.