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One day a monkey
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One day a monkey
One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Jun, 14 2010
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Insult
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kanjos ki zindagi
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
FITAY MU!
FI
MT
FIT
MUF
Y
FITA
FITAY MU!!
Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
Mere mehboob k hoon
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Roshni chand se
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
Pakistan Post Office
Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!
Ab t0 bAtA d0
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,
Or nA tArpAo..
Ab t0 bAtA d0..
Or nA shArmAo..
k..
Tum mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
I Like Grapes
I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz...
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum''on yar,
Its just A
.
.
.
.
.
Fact.
Dil se hum aap ko
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Hi hw r u
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?
Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of
ZOO. We got all the animals except u
Bijli Bord vich post
Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri "50000"rs h r r z milnge.
Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.
My Msg 2 da wrld
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
A girl says to
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
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