One day a monkey

One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
  

Jun, 14 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2597 views       Insult

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa
Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.
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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?




Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?





Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?




Nahi Na ! ! !






Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
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