Difference Between Friend & Wife

Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

May, 12 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 1996 views Funny

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jis shAkh pe charAy

jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.

Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,

Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye

......ali..........

Ap ne DIL churaya H

Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.

meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.

Kon Kehta Hai Ke

Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...

Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>

Sher

2 Friends ne Jungle mein ek Sher ko dekha to ek dost Darakht pe charh gaya aur doosra Zameen pe let gaya aur saans rokli.
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Sher paas aya aur bola:
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Na puttar Na.....yaha pe Zubaida aapa k totke nahi chalte.

Ekaadmi tha..!

Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y

kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!

I Love U Yes I Love U

I Love U

Yes I Love U

Sach Main

Please Beleive Me Yaar

I Love U

Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''

Oe..Gabbar

Oe..Gabbar

Bahar Nikal

Kaha Chipha He Tu..

Or..

Kaha He Tere..

Kalliya-Walliya

Sambha-Vambha

Or Tere...

Msg Wsg..

SEX!!!

SEX!!!

Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->

Heer..Ranj

Heer..Ranj

Soni..Maiwal

Laila..Majnu

Sahiba..Mirza

Romio..Joleat

Sasi..Panu

Sheren..Frhad

Aur

Coming Soon

The Bigest Lover Of 2009

Sheery Zardari ;->

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN

REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

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