Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
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Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
  

May, 12 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2521 views       Funny

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Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
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