SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

May, 12 2010 102 chars (1 sms) 3836 views Funny

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1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.

Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

''A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''

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Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!

HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA

DETE
HAIN...!!!

Gand MArte Nahi

CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,

''1 sharif admi shadi

''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''

I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

Last night was my fault,

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

extra sheet khappay

Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->

Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango "YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

Raat Ko Sony Sy Pahly Ak Hi Dua Mango
"YA ALLAH Mujay Uta Ly

?
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Soba Sawery
?
?
?
Namaz K Lie"

Ur sms is electrical

Ur sms is electrical activity of my
Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my
Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my
heart...!
So please keep active my
Heart...!

Police:Instead of hospital

Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

!-EXCUSE ME-!!!

What is your SMS Account No.???

I want to Check!!!

Some Error is There!!!

Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!

Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!

UNDERSTAND!

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