Pakistan cricket team has complained

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Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->

May, 12 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 6123 views Funny

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Msrofiat Kanjosi

Msrofiat
Kanjosi
Gurbat
Laparwahi
Narazgi
Balance ki kami
Mobile ki khrabi
Alfaz ki killat
Nakhry
Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki.

Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

q.1: study=dont fail

q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K Ek Baat Boli

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.

Pathan Bola,

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P

1 Aurat Ne 1

1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"

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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-

NA EID MUBARAK

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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...

Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.

Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.

Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...

Husband 2 Wife

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..

Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.

mothers hold their

Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.

Quitters Never Win

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->

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