hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P

May, 12 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2526 views Funny

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