main allama ki aulad hon

main allama ki aulad hon
After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
  

May, 13 2010     467 chars (3 sms)     2703 views       Funny

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fitay moun
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than

Electricity,


But


Gives
More
Light.


So



ALways
SmiLe


and


Prove

that


U
r
the
Best

"Tube Light" ;->
Aap ki kanjoosi humare dil
ko bha gai
humain bhi apney balance ki qadar aa gai
socha ab aap ko message na karain
magar kambakhat dosti humain yaad aa gai... ;->
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA

Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main

Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































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