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Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.

Apr, 09 2011 158 chars (1 sms) 3306 views Funny

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Tum naha rhe ho

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BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

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I LOVE YOU

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100

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pathan thay na sub,
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