Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai

Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
  

May, 13 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2179 views       Funny

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BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?




Bcoz


Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..
Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.


"OYE"



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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho