"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

May, 13 2010 315 chars (2 sms) 2051 views Funny

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"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

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