Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest
Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...


Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...
  

May, 18 2010     205 chars (2 sms)     2240 views       Funny

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Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?


Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


No mOther in mOther bOArd


nO key |N key bOArd
Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
.
.
.
.
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
























Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money





u r saving by not sending sms 2 me

Impressive quote..


"Zruri nahi k agr aap ki shakal yateemo
jaisi hai to aap ko accha rishta nahi mil skta"





SHOAIB MALIK
Ek choti makkhi badi ghass kee makkhi ko kaise propose maregi ?



>>>>


socho...







Aye Grass-Hopper Mujhe Pyaar To Kar
A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.