Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
  

May, 18 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     10650 views       Funny

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1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,

memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila

kion??









memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!




















Banda Zameen Par Nhi Girta.
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''


An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s
ARZ kia hai

teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
mee hooon DON...??
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wht r u finding..
bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


No mOther in mOther bOArd


nO key |N key bOArd
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??







Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Girlfrnd Ko Aisa Kya Gift Dena Chaiye Jo Adha Wapas Mil Jaye?


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Nahi Pata.


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