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Which is the only woman
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Which is the only woman
Which is the only woman
Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!
Socho, socho!!!
Divya Bharti!
Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!
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socrates was once asked
Socrates Was Once Asked:
What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"
The Philosopher Replied:
"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:
1. It wont happen again
2. I m single
3. She is jus a frnd
4. Im Sorry
5. I like u
6. I dont wanna loose U
7. Im telin d truth;-)
intern international survey
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien
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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
Manager:
Manager:
Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.
You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
*Dua 4 Election*
*Dua 4 Election*
Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,
Sher ko jangal myn rakh,
Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
or
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or...
PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!
champions trophy final ?9
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)
Aus won the toss & decided to bat first
AUS V/s Pak
AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)
(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
1 of the most funnie
1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
BIWI k kharche se tang
BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."
BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha
Dere''s only 1 prfect
Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho,
wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho,
wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho,
or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana
''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .
But why ?
Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?
Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''
Father:P
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jasi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
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