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''hum gaye the gar un
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''hum gaye the gar un
''hum gaye the gar un
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
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a day will come
A Day Will Come . . .
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
PATHAN...
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,
If You Keep Your Feet Firmly On The Ground ...
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....
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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:
Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..
Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...
appna raag aap jamaoo
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
usa every year edisons birthday
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
Aata Khatam Gas Khatam
Aata Khatam
Gas Khatam
Petrol Khatam
Ghee Khatam
Taraqi Ki Janib Ek Ar Qadam
Vote For
''''Pakistan Mujrim League''''
Select Prime Minister
''''Chodri Azab-e-Ilahi'''' ;->
''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na
''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
LIBRA SUNAAR''
A good friend
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
memon jao 2 du
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
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