maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

maa mujhe bhai chahiye.
Kid: maa mujhe bhai chahiye.

Maa: Beta tmhare Abbu Dubai gae hue hain, woh ajaen phr sochengay..

Kid: Maa, Q na hum unhain Surprise dain...
  

May, 13 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2006 views       Funny

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A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
When u win,
Evry1 takes pride in celebratng ur victory

But

When u lose only true frnds hold ur hand,
Sit by ur side
&
say

Tu sanu hmesha zalil e keeta.


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....
teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...
udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>


Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked


.

.

YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->
Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.


Aur Bola:


Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)


Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?






ISRO..?



NASA..?


No..


Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .


Phir Socha


"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->