Phoolo Me or Insaano Me kya Farq Hota Hai,

Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,

Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,

Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,

JeSE K

Mein

he he he

May, 19 2010 198 chars (2 sms) 2479 views Funny

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PATHAN proposed

PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$

mubarak ho chief jus

Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.

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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Dost

Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.

:#: A friend

:#: A friend

ll is like

( o ) a

( ? ) Guitaar

So

So

So

So

So

uski.

BAJATAY RAHO..;-)

Saare gawaahon

Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.

The breeze has

The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning

funny

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

Evolution Of Man

Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia

Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao

Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

newspaper men advertisement

Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek

"BURQA" Nikla. :-)

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-

Teacher

Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?

Student : SMILES

Teacher: Why

Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->

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Phoolo Me or Insaano Me kya Farq Hota Hai,

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