"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
  

May, 14 2010     468 chars (3 sms)     2689 views       Funny

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You r a DOG


KyuN Bura Laga Na?



Par Bura Mat Mano



DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls
Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
You Need To Keep
Buttering Your Love
Otherwise
It Will Fly ...;->
Arz Kia Hai...

Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Waah Waah

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Those Who Know Me
Know Me Well

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Those Who Do Not,
Go To Hell . . . =P ;->
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
A Special dinner For u






In The Hotel Of My HEART




A Boul Of SMILE





Wid Soup Of CARE




In The Pot Of HAPPINESS



Dish Is LOVE



Pay By Bill

By


MISSING ME . . .
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

Aur Aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe




Badnuma Daagh ...



Bura Maan Gaye

Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->

Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!












Don''t Wonder






I Tell You The Reason










Because





Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?





















simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!