Deposit IT In My Account

Deposit IT In My Account
Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
  

May, 13 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2528 views       Funny

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Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
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The most rommantic country of the world..?



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har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
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Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

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assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

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What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
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Sardar:
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If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

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Wat Wil Its Mother Say?

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If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?
Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..

Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?

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