students are very bright

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

May, 13 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 2164 views Funny

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Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

Wedding nite:

Wedding nite:

Dulhan Sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....

SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->

nature rich

u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D

6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.

It Is So Faithful,

Everytime It Returned Back To ME

eeb hain.>

4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,

2 twins apny kamry mai bethy thy

2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?

Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)

Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO

Wo Guzar Gaye Pas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai

Q K Me Cycle Pe Tha Us K Pas Thi Pajero :->

is qadar hum zindagi

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->

barasti barish me

Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)

What did Tarzan

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.

Aishwariya Preety

Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur

Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri

Lekin

Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->

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students are very bright

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