Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream

Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream
Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.
  

Mar, 08 2011     147 chars (1 sms)     2606 views       Funny

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STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''



31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ? -
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"



Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
Hijr K Azabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Mujhe Apne Hii Khwabo''n Se Darr Lagta Hai

Kal Hii Tum Ne Ek Banda Maar Dia

Zaalim mJhe Tumhari ''''JURRABO''N'''' Se Darr Lagta Hai ;->