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S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .
Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Paani Ka MaZak
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B
Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi
Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya
2frn: O Really
1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife
Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye
Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,
Lekin dil ghabrata hai
Kyon k balance jata hai
Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,
Jab kanjoos logon se
Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''
Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll
Phaansi
l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll
Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.
LATKA DALA salay ko
ab teri bari ha
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy
Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn
Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,
Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .
Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai
kameeni charas peeti thi
Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.
Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.
Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,
Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!''
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