Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

























Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     1929 views       Funny

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If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..




Do U Think Its Luv?



Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..
Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??





Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.
Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"



But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
use




use





usee ispghool
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->