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Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
  

Mar, 09 2011     150 chars (1 sms)     2872 views       Sardar

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Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

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I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.
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Santa : Not At All
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Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,

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Wife: How are you?

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Banta: William Shakespare
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He Hasn''t Replied As Well ... ;->
Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->