A Millionaire

A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.

Mar, 09 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 2211 views Decent

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Hello buddy what''s up

Hello buddy what''s up do u
know how''s the mussam

...?

..?

Simple yar.!

Mussam is aussam...!

Got iT..

Have a great day..!.. ;->

Rivers Ponds Lakes

Rivers, Ponds, Lakes
& Streams ...
They All Have
Different Names
But
They All Contain Water.
Just As Religions Do
They All Contain Truths...

~Mohammad Ali~

ETC

Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.

I May Not Be Your

I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)

HameSha yAAd rAkh0

"HameSha yAAd rAkh0"

kaY

RiShtAy KhooN K NAhi HotAy,

RiShtAy EhSAS K HotAy HAiN''
AGAr EhSAS Ho To AJNAbi B ApNe,

AGAr EhSAS NA Ho To ApNe B AJNAbi...

I wonder what would

I wonder what would happen if we treat our Quran like we treat our phones.
What if we carry it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we turn back to o get it if we forget it?
What if we flip through it several times a day?
What if we use it to receive messages from the text?
What if we give it to kids as gifts?
What if we use it as we travel?

Lyf Is Lyk A Vu Frm

Lyf Is Lyk A Vu Frm The Window ..
U Can''t Change The Window
Even If U Dont Lk It
But U Can Change The Way U Look At It
Then U''ll See How Beautifull Lyf Is ....

Gem Notes For Women

Gem Notes For Women

1.If A Man Wants U,Nothing Can keep him away . If He Does''nt want You, Nothing Can Make Him Stay

2.Never Let a MAn Know Everything He Will Use it Against You Some Day.

3.Have Your owen Set of Friends Seprate From His ..Get ur Time With ur Friends To relax & Unwind.

The nicest place

The nicest place to be is in the THOUGHTS of someone &
The safest place to be is in someones PRAYERS... (:

If your eyes are

If your eyes are positive u would like all people in the world

But

If your tongue is positive all the people in the world will like u!

There r Two Kind

There r Two Kind
Of People In This World

1-Those Who Remember Names

n

2-Those Whose Names r Remembered

Choice Is Yours

Strength

A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,

His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?

Boy:Yes,i am.

Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"

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