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May, 03 2010
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Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?
Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj
Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain
Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..
"Paindoo Kaheen k"
how to impress a kam
How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .
Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho
Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai
tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
hum film india ki
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
dil ke zakhmoon ko g
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
Ustad Shagird Batao
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?
Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand
Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.
Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
Wife: i think our daughter
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy
Husband: hw CAn u say dat?
Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..
bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..
bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..
bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..
uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..
log kehte hain k badam pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Garmi Ka Bas Ek Hi Faeda Hai
Kia
Socho
Kuch Socha
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Sardi Nahi Lagti ;->
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