Theif entered kitchen

Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
  

Mar, 11 2011     130 chars (1 sms)     2389 views       Funny

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One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA

Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main

Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->


Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@


Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.


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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)