Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne

Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P

May, 13 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2701 views Funny

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karachi k halat

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,

''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''

main nain r0 kar uss

Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?

Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~

"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na

ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho

JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI

MuJh Se KaRo Ga?

BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA

ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

75 Year Old Lady Ne News

75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya

"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya

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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"

teri dosti main deewane ho gaye

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye.

Keep the dictionary

Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665

(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)

Never tell a lie to

Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.

Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling

Yesterday In My Dream You

Yesterday In My Dream You

Were Counting Lot Of Money.

But

I Dint Understand Why You Were Sitting In Front Of Temple.

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Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

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