Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Apr, 18 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2688 views Funny

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''Promise me we are true friends

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I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

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1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

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Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

MATAN ready ?

MATAN ready ?

Yes boss

FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

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Facebook Par Hum Larkey

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Kiya Yeh Khula Tazad Nahe…

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
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Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

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''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To

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Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
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mahmood o ayaz na akati par

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz

Final bandar Ka!!!!!!

Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

per Nangi Larki nahaye gi,

Aj pehli bar ap k Mobile
per Nangi Larki nahaye
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Aj loadsheding ki wajah
se pani nahi hai. Is liay
Larki nahi nahaye gi.

"GEO MUSHARAF"

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