Back benchers association..

Back benchers association..
Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.
  

May, 13 2010     418 chars (3 sms)     4278 views       Funny

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Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand
My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?

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DOOR SE
By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms

You''ll Realize
































You Have Wasted Your Time

&

Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->
Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar Playing
Chess"



Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????

*?**

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?

*

It means that black cat is also going some where
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly


Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay